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A deep dive into how our quiz measures your level of internet culture immersion. From "touch grass" territory to terminal brainrot status, discover the science behind the madness and why everyone's obsessed with finding out just how chronically online they really are.
A completely unserious introduction to our blog and what to expect from our hilariously fake analysis of brainrot culture. Welcome to the chaos!
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